Diary of a Somebody

“Returning home, I chanced to bump into my friends Hermione and Ron. They seemed to find something unaccountably amusing, but refused to share the source of their laughter with me. Merely observing that this was the height of rudeness, I went on my way before saying anything I might later regret on cool reflection.

It was only when I had got home and was in the process of changing my tie that I realised it was now a kipper, soiling my shirt as it flapped about. It was no doubt the result of my miscast Pesca vivum spell. How annoying of my so-called friends not to bring it to my attention!”

 That’s right kids, the new Harry Pooter book is nearly with us.